This Week's Separated At Birth (9/28 - 10/5)

* I hate to admit it, but Mr. Oriole himself, Cal Ripken, is looking more and more like the face of Darth Vader with each passing day. Those of you REAL Star Wars fans know that the humpty-dumpty-looking face of the maskless Vader was that of British actor Sebastian Shaw (God rest his soul!), not David Prowse, the man INSIDE THE SUIT. Hey Cal, if you gain any more wait, you're gonna start looking like John Waters' muse, Divine.

A VERY YOUNG, VERY HOT . . . (9/29 - 10/5)

* Before his film career as a bumbling, white-haired lieutenant, this Canadian-born actor was very young and very hot on the silver screen, taking a trip to a forbidden planet! Next he'll star in Slap Shot 3: The Junior League. Hell, I didn't even know there was a Slap Shot 2!