G.W.: America's Gay President?

Jeff Gannon asked a question to Ari Fleischer in a 2003 White House press conference, the first of what were to be many SOFTBALL questions served up to both Fleischer and President Bush. Credible reporters were left wondering, "Who the hell's this guy?" and eventually the truth was revealed: Jeff Gannon, the pseudonym of James Dale Guckert, was a White House press reporter from '03 - '05 for web-based Talon News, but before then he was affiliated with several gay porn sites; he even worked as a gay escort.
* Gannon, before reporting from the Oval Office, owned male escort websites and himself earned a reported $200 per hour and $1,200 per weekend as a gay prostitute. Sorry ladies!
* Gannon trades in his dog tags for a tie and enters the White House, appearing at over 150 press conferences.

So how did Gannon, a man whose journalistic credentials only included writing for his high school's newspaper, join reporters the likes of ABC's Ann Compton and New York Times' David Sanger? Most people towing a safe line have suggested that the Beltway beefcake was a press plant, asking the powers that be pre-discussed questions that would make G.W.'s regime appear rosier. Whatever the case, the Gannon story left the media as quickly as it hit in 2005. Why? Secret Service records from the White House obtained by Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY) and Rep. John Conyers (D-MI) paint a picture of Gannon as a man who frequently visited 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue even when no press conferences were being held, sometimes entering and exiting the White House via irregular routes and not signing in or out when coming and going.

All of these supposed "shenanigans" have led some to wonder if Gannon was in fact carrying on an amorous relationship with G.W., so I've decided to gather some pictorial evidence supporting this notion.

First off . . . it is common knowledge that the Prez has a penchant for his pooch pal Barney. Perhaps this Scottish Terrier was named after that PURPLE dinosaur, who along with Sponge Bob Square Pants promoted gay tolerance to U.S. children in the 2005 Fed Ex-sponsored "We Are Family" video. Or could G.W. have named his pet after openly gay senator Barney Frank?
* Is the pooch named after gay Dem. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) , or . . .

* the gay-friendly purple dinosaur.

What can't be disputed is the fact that Bush often "looks" gay when holding Barney as evidenced by the pictures I've compiled.
* G.W. blows a kiss with Barney snug in his arm.
* "Oh, honey, he's poocherific!" exclaims George to his lover. "Where in heavens did you unearth this diamond?"
* No REAL military vet would turn his back on a legitimate salute to clutch his canine.
* No caption required.
* This snapshot is the epitome of a lovable gay couple doting on their dog if ever I've seen one.

Aside from the Barney pics, there's a treasure trove of evidence to support the belief that Bush enjoys embracing men, often going so far as to catch a whiff of their hair.
* G.W., like a Bloodhound, attempting to pick up on the scent of Kielbasa from former Polish President Vaclav Havel.
* Bush welcomes a bear hug from Rep. presidential nominee John McCain, but has the scent of Vietnamese food from years ago remained trapped in McCain's follicles?
* A tender moment is shared between Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Moreover, the Prez has been publicly photographed cavorting with Putin in matching outfits. Both men are aficionados of Asian fabrics.
* Bush and Putin paint the town Vietnamese . . .
* and Japanese.

It is true that President Bush is a married man (he and Laura wed in 1977), but the couple's marriage took place three short weeks after they meet at a mutual friend's backyard barbeque. Moreover, they never went on a honeymoon. Maybe I'm just reading too much into this. After all, when seen in public with his bride, George always looks masculine.

* George working the pavement like nobody's business.
* But does he have others on his mind?

In today's day and age when many literary scholars are trying to push forth the notion that every man from Shakespeare to Lincoln was a homosexual, I openly denounce such "scholarly" research as nothing more than tabloid trash since such theses usually go unfounded. However, in the case of Dub Ya, a staunch critic of same-sex unions, it'd be great to see him OUT and about on Fire Island.

* If George is indeed gay, would he hang at leather bars?