* Wayne Newton, what the HELL has happened to your right eye??? In fact, both of your peepers are looking WAY TOO pulled back. You're starting to look like Hoyt Pollard, the imbred, banjo-playing youth who starred as "Boy at Gas Station" in Deliverance. Wayne, forget about "Dueling Banjos." In this pic you're sporting some "Dueling Eyes."
RETRACTION: I am poking fun at Wayne Newton with the porch boy reference; in all seriousness, porch boy's twin is none other than supercyclist Lance Armstrong.
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