The answer to last week's question was surprisingly BARACK OBAMA. It is he who would neglect to pay his paperboy. He and his wife Michelle, first of all, are RARELY home in Illinois. As a result, their paperboy usually has to wait quite a while to receive payment, going so far as to sneak attack Mr. Obama for the unpaid bill. Some advice to the Obamas: Put a trusty neighbor in charge of passing your payment onto the young lad newsboy.
As for John McCain, he shouldn't have even been considered for last week's question. John and Cindy cancelled their subscription to the Arizona Republic News several months ago. According to an inside source, the McCains were irate with the laziness of their paperboy (He was actually a fortysomething-year-old man.) for throwing the paper as he drove by in his 1985 Chevrolet Caprice Classic station wagon.
This week's query will be a little easier. Who is more likely to bring two 6-packs of Stella Artois beer to a backyard barbecue and keep it to himself in a compact blue and white Playmate cooler that he hides behind a potted plant, discreetly reaching for a bottle from the folding chair on which he plops himself for the duration of the party?
A.) A 1980's Jan-Michael Vincent when he was on top of the world in tv's Airwolf, or . . .
B.) a 21st century alcoholic, incoherent Jan-Michael who can't remember when to go to the bathroom?
C'mon, you can do it! There are a lot of clues in this week's question.
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