The answer to the Jan Michael Vincent question from a few weeks ago is . . . DRUMROLL . . . the 1980s Jan Michael of
Airwolf fame, and here's why: the Jan Michael who lives among us today is a sad alcoholic who ain't got a pot to piss in, which is why he wouldn't be able to afford the luxury of a Stella Artois 6-pack. 21st-century Jan is more likely to drink rubbing alcoholc (ala Kitty Dukakis) or Old Milwaukee, not a premium Belgian brew. On the other hand, '80s Jan would freely spend his wad of Benjamins on libations, but he'd keep his beer to himself at a backyard barbecue because he CAN . . . he's Mr. AIRWOLF.
As for this week's question
, who is more likely to open up a bag of Sun Chips and munch on 3/4 of the bag while shopping for groceries before reaching the checkout and hiding the crumpled, nearly depleted bag behind a National Enquirer? 
A.) Winona "Been Caught Stealing" Rider
B.) Alec "Never Been Caught Stealing" Baldwin
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