I'm irritated by this "hip" breakfast food company known as Kashi, which has to plaster phrases like "GO LEAN" and "Heart to Heart" on all of their boxes. It's my contention that this purveyor of "heart healthy" foods is funneling money to the likes of Al-Qaeda. C'mon, when have you ever heard of a name like Kashi making breakfast foods in the good ol' US of A? What's wrong with General Mills, Kelloggs, Quaker and Jimmy Dean? These are names that speak to the red, the white and the blue!!! You go ahead and buy your Kashi all you want; I'll stick to my bowls of Kix and Trix, sleeping comfortably at night with the knowledge that my hard-earned dough isn't supporting another terrorist cell.
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